Language warning: Contains expletives. Hide your mother. Hey. Hi. Hello. Can I have your attention please? Push your coke-bottle eyeglasses up your nose and notice me, you freakin’ nerd. Can’t you see how big I’m becoming? Ease the pain a little, you dipshit. Read a book from me instead of laughing at random cat videos,…… Continue reading A little tough love from your TBR pile.
I received a copy of this book through Ryder Author Resources in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts and opinions expressed here are my own. I was really interested in reading this book because of the blurb which promised a lot of action, political intrigue, and drama. I was a little disappointed by the…… Continue reading Dancing With Shadows by Adrian Chruchward
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the brilliant title this blog post has! How creative! How inspired! Did I tell you I get paid to write? Anywhoo. Today is my birthday. And yes, it’s Halloween. I’ve been told it’s very fitting that I was born on this day. *flips hair* The big old…… Continue reading Today is my birthday and I have a lot of thoughts.
Up and coming YA novel seeks a strong and motivated female to lead its team to victory in a dystopian future. Job duration: 3 books Job description The ideal candidate will: 1. Have an obscure name that is difficult to pronounce. 2. Be an orphan or raised by a single mother or father who never…… Continue reading Wanted: Heroine of a Young Adult novel.
I received a free copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts and opinions expressed here are my own. Of all paperbacks authors have sent me for review, I loved the cover of this one the best. Seriously, look at it! It’s so pretty! I started reading this…… Continue reading The Giants Look Down by Sonja Price
Hiya, nerds! Who’s got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and has totally been ignoring tags for the past few months? I’ve been nominated to do multiple tags and awards, but being a Horrible Person™, I never bothered doing them. Why are you doing the Sunshine Blogger Award, then? I thought it was for bloggers who…… Continue reading The Sunshine Blogger Award #2
I received a free copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts and opinions expressed here are my own. Indiscretion is a quick read despite being a 500 page long tome. Read it if you like romance with a twist of angst, with detailed descriptions of geography. Goodreads…… Continue reading Indiscretion by Hannah Fielding